Joey Rolon For Jimmy Crystals

Joey Rolon For Jimmy Crystals
We can crytalize any item! Visit http://www.funkysexycouture.com

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Friday, June 18, 2010

FUNKY SEXY COUTURE....BUSY OVER HERE



Haven't had time to blog it's been so busy. Working on a int'l video and photo shoot for STEPHANIE CACARCHE and just get hired to do someone's new tour (can't mention the name yet). Yesterday we were the first fashion feature for radio POWER 96's new online magazine. There is a fashion photo shoot taking place here right now. Keeping it FUNKY and SEXY!
http://www.funkysexycouture.com  : Our website should be completely finished at the end of June! Bibi & Reb of REBolution.org have been hard at work at this for 2 months and I really love them and appreciate all the hard work they put into this, but I have to say,    THIS SITE ROCKS!
Especially love the new Funky Sexy Couture TV.  Will be uploading great content for the TV site.
I am so happy to have a great team working with me now and especially for Brigitte Andrade aka Bibi, coming on board as my Marketing Director. That diva gets it handled with no BS involved, just straight no nonsense and to the point. To the rest of my staff and workers...BESOS!

Love Ya
Joey

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

White Pants

Okay ladies let's have chat. I've noticed a lot of women wearing white pants lately. White pants are great, but....they also show every detailed flaw on your thighs and rear end. It's called the cheese factor...cellulite! There is an easy and simple solution...wear flesh colored SPANX...the little biker short spanx, so that you cannot see a panty line with the white pants. It will smooth out the crater marks that you can never see yourself, but everyone else does.

Helping all woman, 1 body at at time!
Love Joey Rolon

Saturday, May 29, 2010

OUR NEWEST LINE: THE SOUTH BEACH DOGLINE!














OMG! Check out the newest edition to FUNKY SEXY COUTURE...our South Beach Dogline! Bibi's dog TEO has the first and is our official dog spokesperson! U can have r special dog's harness & leash customize with cut crystals or Swarovski crystals! Call 305.397.8366 or visit us at 900 Washington Avenue!






OUR SEX IN CITY TRIBUTE

For all of you wonderful fashionista's out there and to those that need help getting your fashion game on, the only place to be is at FUNKY SEXY COUTURE 900 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach (west side of the street in the parking lot...yes parking!).
 We need to talk about that incredible fashion movie out right now, called SEX IN THE CITY PART 2! The clothes were absolutely FABULOUS! They were delicious as fashion goes, but more important they were FUNKY....SEXY....AND....COUTURE, everything we have in our store. If we don't have it, we can make it or style it for you. If you want BLING, we can customize and crystallize almost any item. Joey was selected as one of the  new designers for Jimmy Crystals in New York!
 
Joey Rolon is one the hottest designers with world's sexiest store! If you are not in Miami Beach, call us at 305.397.8366 to setup your personal virtual SKYPE appointment at JOEY ROLON (MIAMI).

This fabulous orange and yellow paper dress above
was designed by OBE SANTOS and WAINA CHANCY
for FUNKY SEXY COUTURE!

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Our latest craze...The studded eye patch! You can have yours crystallized also!






This hot tulle dress was designed by OBE SANTOS FOR JOEY ROLON!












Sneakers, Sneaker and more Sneakers! We do the most creative custom sneakers. Just tell us what you like and we will stylize and brand your special sneaker!




We will back with more stories and items to talk about, but until then have a safe and fun Memorial Weekend, where ever you are!

Brigitte Andrade
Marketing Director
Funky Sexy Couture













Sunday, May 23, 2010

Welcome To The Funky Sexy Blog!

We are very happy to be in the social media blogging world... FINALLY! Fierceness is what we are all about so follow us and our funky adventures about behind the scenes and the making of FUNKY SEXY COUTURE..the good stuff and the drama! 

Check out the photos from our exciting new venture
JOEY ROLON FOR JIMMY CRYSTALS!
 If this is not exciting enough, we just launched our new website
FunkySexyCouture.Com
Stayed tuned..serious excitement to come!
Fabulously Yours,
Joey Rolon